Festive as F*ck: Subversive Cross-Stitch for the Holidays

Who’s Ready For The Holidays? Not Us! Grab Your Needle & Thread And Get Ready To Stab Away The Stress Of The Holidays With This Collection Of Festive F*cking Patterns–and Maybe Even Make A Few Gifts To Boot! Let’s Face It - The Holidays Can Be Stressful. When The Peppermint Latte Won’t Cut It, You Might Find Yourself In Need Of Something To Stab. A Lot. Now, You Can Release Your Holiday Anxiety With Some Truly Irreverent And Silly Sentiments, And Make A Couple Of Presents In The Process! Featuring 20 Patterns From The Crafting World’s Most Bad-ass Cross-stitchers, This Book Has Everything From A Simple “ho” Ornament To A Sampler Featuring Clark Griswold’s Famous “hallelujah, Holy Shit, Where’s The Tylenol?” There Is No Previous Experience Required Here! In Addition To Simple Instructions And Clear, Easy-to-follow Patterns, You Get A Basic Lesson In Cross-stitch Technique, So Anyone Can Make These Designs. Stitch Your Stress Away With A Little “hello Drunk, I’m Christmas” For Your Tree, Or Make A “deck The Halls And Not Your Family” For Your Sibling. And Above All, Have A Happy F*cking Holiday! Top Designers: Patterns Created By Some Of The F*cking Best-selling Cross-stitch Designers And Influencers On Etsy 20 Festive Patterns: Festive As F*ck Includes 20 Hilariously Sassy Patterns To Help Ease The Stress Of The Holiday Season Easy-to-follow-designs: With Simple Instructions And Clear And Easy-to-follow Patterns, Even A Novice Potty-mouth Can Enjoy This Filthy Holiday Fun Inspiring Images: Full-color Images Of The Finished Projects Help Ensure Success And Offer Ideas Of How To Frame And Display Your Festive Artwork The Perfect Snarky Gift: Make The Best F*cking Gifts Of The Season With Hilarious And Irreverent Cross Stitch Designs That Will Make Anyone Laugh Their Ass Off.