Secure Immaturity: A Nostalgia-Crushing Journey Through Film

Product Description The creator behind the cult-favorite website The Paxton Configuration (cult means no one reads it) and the former cult favorite website Secure Immaturity (cult means no one read it), brings you this crazy, bold, poorly edited, odd, possibly offensive and likely pointless collection of film reviews. Films reviewed include 1992's breathtaking masterpiece of offensive virtual reality The Lawnmower Man, the sparkled vampire spectacle Twilight: New Moon, the manly manliness of the ever-manly film Predator, the crime against humanity that is Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem, the poster film for nihilism, Rambo, and many more. Review "A cannibal critique of cinema. He chews, he maws. . .he delivers".--James McLeanjamesmclean.net/backtofrankblack.com***"If you are a film buff . . . this book will definitely amuse you"--Melissa, reader, Goodreads.com***"This is the FUNNIEST book ever! EVERY movie lover should read this!"--Kelli, reader, Goodreads.com About the Author William Johnson has written for a number of websites, covering film, television, music, and sports. He will be contributing to a non-fiction anthology book at the beginning of 2012 with Fourth Horseman Press and is working on his second book, which will be an autobiography mixed with sports and movies. He lives in Phoenix, Arizona with his little girl Lizzie. You can reach him at:secureimmaturity@gmail.comgoodreads.com/author/show/5003745.William_Johnsonfacebook.com/people/William-Johnson/550363457